By Randy Pedersen Well, after a week hiatus, RP is back with some more “Not So Deep Thoughts.”
Let me start by congratulating Walter Ray Williams Jr. and Robert Smith, with Williams proving once again that he is the undisputed “King of the Hardwood.” That makes 44 titles for him. How many of you out there think the 48-year-old will get to 50 before its all said and done (titles, that is)?
And how about Robert Smith? Maximum Bob put on a show like no other when he showed all of us at home something we can’t do: loft it over the gutter cap, play sixth arrow and win a Denny’s PBA Tour title. I can only think of two other guys on Tour who can do what Robert did: Tommy Jones and Wes Malott. If I missed someone, I apologize. It’s nice to see Robert back after spending the entire 2006-07 season on IR.
Speaking of the Injured Reserve list, I thought I would give you an update on the M*A*S*H unit.
Sean Rash – He has a knee injury, although it doesn’t appear to be affecting him too much. He finished sixth last week, losing to eventual runner-up Chris Loschetter in seven games in the Round of 8.
Brad Angelo – He has a bad back which sidelined him for two weeks including the Buffalo stop in his hometown. Brad finished second a couple of weeks ago, but he says his back is a day-to-day thing.
Norm Duke – He’s been out for three weeks with a calf injury. If he could only stay healthy for the whole season… Those damn door jams!
Jason Couch – He had season-ending knee surgery and has received a deferment of his exemption until next season. Jay thought he would be back in time for the start, I said he had no shot. Remember, I had similar knee surgery back in 1991 and I was out eight months.
Tony Reyes – He’s got a quadriceps tear and is out for the season. He’s just waiting to hear back on whether he’s received an injury deferment.
Jeff Carter – Jeff had surgery on his middle finger. He sent me a picture on my cell phone. I told him how cool it looked. When I hung up the phone I puked. Deferred.
Patrick Healey Jr. – He’s been sick and has also filed for a deferment.
What is going on with all these injuries? Is it steroids, or lack thereof? Is it global warming? Back in the 1980s and ‘90s, I can’t remember this many injuries. In fact, the last injury I can remember was Guppy Troup having a couple too many and then slipping on the ice and breaking his leg. That was in Peoria at the True Value Open a few years back. Well, in any event we all wish the guys speedy recoveries. For those of you who would like to send gifts or cash just send it to me and I’ll make sure they get it. I swear.
Now let’s segue into something a little more uplifting. I’ve been watching a few rookies on the Tour this season. I’ve got to tell ya, I can’t remember seeing this much talent in a LONG time. I’m talking about the guys you haven’t seen on the tube… YET. These rookies can be seen performing every Wednesday on Tour bowling the Tour Qualifying Rounds, or rabbit squads for you hardcore fans. Let me give you three names to watch for: Rhino Page, P.J. Haggerty and David O’Sullivan. Keep an eye out for these up-and-comers. I expect these three to be big stars someday on the Denny’s PBA Tour.
SEE YA!
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